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"THE TISSUE ISSUE"
Welcome to The Tissue Issue, your ultimate dorm life guide! From hygiene hacks, to the inside scoop of our business, we've got you covered. Consider us your dorm room guru, here to make dorm living a breeze! Welcome aboard!
Scrunch or Fold: Great Toilet Paper Debate
Ah, the age-old question that has sparked debates among scholars and philosophers alike: should one scrunch or fold their toilet paper? It's a topic that divides nations, ignites passions, and leaves bathroom-goers pondering the mysteries of the universe.
On one hand, scrunching enthusiasts argue for its efficiency and time-saving benefits. A quick wad of paper, and you're good to go—literally. But then there are the folding aficionados, who swear by the method's precision and cleanliness. Each square meticulously folded into a neat rectangle, ensuring maximum coverage and minimal mess.
So, which is right? The truth is, there's no one-size-fits-all answer. It's a matter of personal preference, comfort, and perhaps a touch of bathroom philosophy. Whether you're a scruncher or a folder, just remember: when it comes to toilet paper, the most important thing is that it gets the job done. Choose wisely, my friends.
On one hand, scrunching enthusiasts argue for its efficiency and time-saving benefits. A quick wad of paper, and you're good to go—literally. But then there are the folding aficionados, who swear by the method's precision and cleanliness. Each square meticulously folded into a neat rectangle, ensuring maximum coverage and minimal mess.
So, which is right? The truth is, there's no one-size-fits-all answer. It's a matter of personal preference, comfort, and perhaps a touch of bathroom philosophy. Whether you're a scruncher or a folder, just remember: when it comes to toilet paper, the most important thing is that it gets the job done. Choose wisely, my friends.
Will Stench Stopper Stop The Stench?
Introducing the latest superhero in the battle against bathroom odors: Stench Stopper Toilet Spray! DormlyBox's newest addition promises to vanquish even the most nefarious smells with just a spritz. But does it live up to the hype?
Picture this: You've just finished a spicy burrito feast and your dorm room bathroom becomes a warzone. Fear not, for Stench Stopper swoops in like a silent ninja, ready to neutralize any foul odor lurking in the air. With its magical blend of unicorn tears and fairy dust (okay, maybe just some powerful deodorizers), this spray transforms your bathroom from stinky to serene in seconds.
So, does Stench Stopper really stop the stench? Let's just say your roommates will thank you, your bathroom will breathe a sigh of relief, and you can go back to enjoying your burrito bonanza without a worry in the world. Stench, consider yourself stopped!
Picture this: You've just finished a spicy burrito feast and your dorm room bathroom becomes a warzone. Fear not, for Stench Stopper swoops in like a silent ninja, ready to neutralize any foul odor lurking in the air. With its magical blend of unicorn tears and fairy dust (okay, maybe just some powerful deodorizers), this spray transforms your bathroom from stinky to serene in seconds.
So, does Stench Stopper really stop the stench? Let's just say your roommates will thank you, your bathroom will breathe a sigh of relief, and you can go back to enjoying your burrito bonanza without a worry in the world. Stench, consider yourself stopped!
A Look at Life Without Toilet Paper
Imagine a world without toilet paper. No soft, quilted goodness to cushion your delicate derrière. No emergency roll stashed away for those "oh crap" moments. It's a terrifying thought, isn't it? But fear not, dear readers, for we're about to embark on a hilarious journey through the trials and tribulations of a world sans TP.
The Dreaded Alternatives: From leaves to socks (yes, socks!), desperate times call for desperate measures. Let's just say creativity flourishes when the toilet paper runs dry.
The Great Toilet Paper Heist: Picture this: a covert operation to procure the last remaining rolls from your neighbor's bathroom. It's a risky move, but hey, desperate times call for ninja-level skills.
The TP Apocalypse Survival Guide: Step 1: Stockpile toilet paper like it's going out of style. Step 2: Never leave home without a roll tucked securely under your arm. Step 3: Pray to the bathroom gods for mercy.
So there you have it, folks—the stuff bathroom nightmares are made of. But fear not, for as long as there are rolls to spare, there will always be hope for our backsides. Stay stocked, stay savvy, and may your TP supply never run dry!
The Dreaded Alternatives: From leaves to socks (yes, socks!), desperate times call for desperate measures. Let's just say creativity flourishes when the toilet paper runs dry.
The Great Toilet Paper Heist: Picture this: a covert operation to procure the last remaining rolls from your neighbor's bathroom. It's a risky move, but hey, desperate times call for ninja-level skills.
The TP Apocalypse Survival Guide: Step 1: Stockpile toilet paper like it's going out of style. Step 2: Never leave home without a roll tucked securely under your arm. Step 3: Pray to the bathroom gods for mercy.
So there you have it, folks—the stuff bathroom nightmares are made of. But fear not, for as long as there are rolls to spare, there will always be hope for our backsides. Stay stocked, stay savvy, and may your TP supply never run dry!
How a Tidy Space Boosts Mental Health
Picture this: You're knee-deep in a sea of textbooks, searching desperately for that one elusive highlighter buried under a pile of papers. Sound familiar? Welcome to the chaos that is a messy dorm room. But fear not, because we're about to drop some truth bombs on why keeping your space tidy is more than just a chore—it's a game-changer for your mental health!
Zen Zone: Ever notice how your stress levels skyrocket when you can't find your keys? A tidy space equals a clear mind, making it easier to focus and conquer your never-ending to-do list without losing your marbles (or your keys).
Happy Vibes: Say goodbye to the blues and hello to good moods! A clutter-free environment has been scientifically proven to boost your mood and reduce feelings of anxiety. So why not trade chaos for calm and turn your dorm room into a happy haven?
Dance Party Central: Need a study break? Crank up the tunes and bust a move in your freshly tidied space! Because nothing says stress relief like a spontaneous dance party with your mop-turned-microphone.
So there you have it, folks—cleaning isn't just for your parents' sake. It's a secret weapon for maintaining your sanity and keeping those college woes at bay. So grab your mop, put on your favorite playlist, and let's get this tidy party started!
Zen Zone: Ever notice how your stress levels skyrocket when you can't find your keys? A tidy space equals a clear mind, making it easier to focus and conquer your never-ending to-do list without losing your marbles (or your keys).
Happy Vibes: Say goodbye to the blues and hello to good moods! A clutter-free environment has been scientifically proven to boost your mood and reduce feelings of anxiety. So why not trade chaos for calm and turn your dorm room into a happy haven?
Dance Party Central: Need a study break? Crank up the tunes and bust a move in your freshly tidied space! Because nothing says stress relief like a spontaneous dance party with your mop-turned-microphone.
So there you have it, folks—cleaning isn't just for your parents' sake. It's a secret weapon for maintaining your sanity and keeping those college woes at bay. So grab your mop, put on your favorite playlist, and let's get this tidy party started!
Essentials Every College Student Needs
College: where you learn important life lessons like how to survive on instant noodles and coffee. But fear not, because we've got the scoop on the essentials that will make your journey through higher education a little less chaotic and a lot more fun!
Shower Shoes: Because sharing is caring, but not when it comes to foot fungus. Keep your toes safe and your hygiene game strong with a pair of trusty shower shoes. Bonus points if they come with built-in rocket boosters for those early morning classes!
Portable Power Bank: Forget survival of the fittest; it's survival of the fully charged! Never be caught with a dead phone during an important lecture again. With a portable power bank in your arsenal, you'll always be ready to conquer the day (or at least your Snapchat streaks).
Snack Stash: Let's be real, college is just an excuse to eat your weight in snacks. Stock up on goodies like granola bars, chips, and candy to fuel your late-night study sessions and satisfy those inevitable munchies.
DormlyBox: Say goodbye to the days of running out of shampoo and toothpaste at the worst possible moment. DormlyBox has your back with a monthly delivery of all the essentials you need to keep your dorm room stocked and your sanity intact. Because let's face it, college is hard enough without having to worry about running out of toilet paper!
With these essentials by your side, you'll be ready to take on anything college throws your way. Just remember: laughter is the best medicine, but snacks come in a close second!
Shower Shoes: Because sharing is caring, but not when it comes to foot fungus. Keep your toes safe and your hygiene game strong with a pair of trusty shower shoes. Bonus points if they come with built-in rocket boosters for those early morning classes!
Portable Power Bank: Forget survival of the fittest; it's survival of the fully charged! Never be caught with a dead phone during an important lecture again. With a portable power bank in your arsenal, you'll always be ready to conquer the day (or at least your Snapchat streaks).
Snack Stash: Let's be real, college is just an excuse to eat your weight in snacks. Stock up on goodies like granola bars, chips, and candy to fuel your late-night study sessions and satisfy those inevitable munchies.
DormlyBox: Say goodbye to the days of running out of shampoo and toothpaste at the worst possible moment. DormlyBox has your back with a monthly delivery of all the essentials you need to keep your dorm room stocked and your sanity intact. Because let's face it, college is hard enough without having to worry about running out of toilet paper!
With these essentials by your side, you'll be ready to take on anything college throws your way. Just remember: laughter is the best medicine, but snacks come in a close second!
Why We LOVE DormlyBox
In 2022 we launched DormlyBox, with the simple goal of making bathroom essentials affordable and convenient for college students. We created a brand that we wanted for ourselves: high-quality products, fair prices that shipped fast and was easy and quick to place an order. We were college students who started this business, for college students. We hope we can make a difference in how you get your bathroom essentials.
DormlyBox was founded by college students and made for college students. We understand the struggles of dorm life and the challenges that come with it. That's why we are passionate about what we do.
Jared and Jaelen were two college roommates who realized that many students faced the same problem: bathroom essentials were expensive and that they didn't have a car to go to the store. Thus, DormlyBox was born. They started by creating a list of essential items and sourcing them from reliable suppliers. Today, DormlyBox is helping students living both on and off campus save money on bathroom essentials.
DormlyBox was founded by college students and made for college students. We understand the struggles of dorm life and the challenges that come with it. That's why we are passionate about what we do.
Jared and Jaelen were two college roommates who realized that many students faced the same problem: bathroom essentials were expensive and that they didn't have a car to go to the store. Thus, DormlyBox was born. They started by creating a list of essential items and sourcing them from reliable suppliers. Today, DormlyBox is helping students living both on and off campus save money on bathroom essentials.
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